Lessons learned

No matter how many times you drop a waffle into an unplugged toaster it won't cook.

If your external hard drive isn't plugged in, it also won't cook.

It's error messages like these that make me want to kick my heels up and shout (in anguish). Come on now, shout! A little bit louder now... A little bit louder now.



This guy spends a lot of money on saxophone reeds:



I have little to no errands to run today. My goal: world domination by 2057.

Let's get to work.